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Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.
1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.
by xWitt October 20, 2017
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Ajon

meaning friend.
prononced Ay-jawn
hey ajon whats up girl
or short form "hey jon"

other names:
ajon, jon, jonny, jonny boy
by Ajonny November 27, 2011
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A John McAfee

A John Mcafee is crypto currency slang for when a specific crypto currency coin is targeted with misleading and fake news to drive it’s price up or down. The act is often used to artificially inflate or deflate market prices to benefit the purpotrator (the ‘John Mcafee’ benefactor).

The act of ‘pumping’ and/or ‘dumping’ the coin price is then denied and lied about by the perpetrator in order to cover up the immoral act.

The acts of changing the price via fake news or unqualified opinions followed by backtracking, lying and covering up are collectively referred to as committing a John Mcafee.

The term is named after internet security guru John Mcafee who has a cult following in the crytocurrency space. Often his opinions cause huge movement in coin prices simply down to coming from him and are often contradictory and based on non-existent evidence.

The term then expanded over time to incorporate cover up and lying about the act after numerous examples of this happening.

The term is now primarily used more widely to highlight a lie or fake news report that has negatively impacted something followed by denials and rebuttals.
Vamps, what happen to the price of XVG coin?
Tell me about it, it was John Mcafee’d!
- The coin price was destroyed due to a John Mcafee.

You hear Linda blew off Zor last night?
Yeah man Zor got John Mcafee’d, she was told he slept with Naz!
- Someone lied to Linda and committed a John Mcafee

I was there, he definitely said that and look at what it did!
Yes he pulled a John Mcafee and then some!
- Someone is now denying saying something. They are committing a John Mcafee.
by Wouldzey December 30, 2017
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Arjohn

A teenager who plays minecraft and hes ass at pvp, he used to do gfx but is now shit at it, hes a annoying cunt dont hang with a Arjohn there toxic and annoying.
He switched from playing minecraft to fortnite wow hes such an arjohn.
by TheOGkid May 2, 2018
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Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up
by Lats341 August 16, 2011
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Alohna

Alohna is someone who is smart, caring and loves kid. She is also one of the best friends you can have. She will be there for you and be your strength. She always gives her best to the people she truly love. But she always ended up being taken for granted. But if she realized her worth, it will be your lost. She is a strong independent woman. But if you anger her she will rage, like Rage Joseff Del Fierro.
Alohna chooses to be a veterinarian because she loves taking care of animals.
by elijahriley June 8, 2021
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Avjohn

A straight extra virgin white male who is a child of god (jesus lover) but is also questioning his sexuality. They tend to have an unhealthy obsession with Elon Musk and young ministers. Avjohn's believe and supports white supremacy, capitalism and communism. Beware, they are menaces to society and can be a threat to young children.
HAve you seen the way she walks... such an Avjohn!

Praying your child doesn't become an Avjohn.
by holychild69 September 9, 2021
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