Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

agitating bar

The male genitalia.

I am going to ram my exceptionally large agitating bar in your natural pocket (see "nature's pocket").

by Cylyk November 5, 2002

Agitating the gravel

Getting the hell out of dodge
Leaving in a hurry

When 5'oclock came around, everybody was agitating the gravel to get to the club.

by Uncle Rey August 28, 2011

Agit Prop

Loves to be in useless meetings at work all day to waste time.

I spent the entire day agit propping in the bored room.

by Wendel Clark January 12, 2007

Red Flag Agitator

An antiquated term for a member of the communist party that attempts to cause political discourse and riots in an attempt to spread the word of communism

Arthur - "I'll tell ya, with all of these damn red flag agitators you'd think the world was going to end!

by The Rectifier. January 8, 2021

Agitated Mother Opossum

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)

-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.

by Liam H November 6, 2006

Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

by burnsing April 10, 2024