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Agile Eye Rolling

Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development
Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"
by JasonM May 17, 2008
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agileprop

Propaganda that moves beyond agitation, (like agitprop) slickly insinuating itself into its target psyche with an adroitness that only well-funded spinmeisters can afford to cultivate.
Ah, class warfare. That's what the agileprop overlords are pushing today. Everything old is new again.
by bTags March 17, 2011
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Agileish

To do something in an Agile (See all things Agile) manner while observing less than Agile precepts such as pre-loading required requirements and reporting for government or accounting purposes.
We do not perform anything fully Agile in government project management, it is only Agileish.
by Futureratti September 29, 2020
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Agileish

When something does not adhere to definition we call it "ish" thus not fully Agile would be Agileish. Following all precepts of Agile (See all things Agile) would make the activities Agile. Not doing so would make them only Agileish.
We do not do project management in an Agile fashion in government, it is only Agileish.
by Futureratti September 29, 2020
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agitledge

Agitledge or Agitative legislation, defined as proposing or or passing into law agitative bills with a political agenda designed to agitate voting Americans into hating certain cultural, ethnic, or gender issues or others. Similar to agit-prop: agit propaganda/ political propaganda in art or literature, except with bills and laws at the legislative level.
That bill in the Florida Legislature forcing companies to serve people without a Covid test is just agitledge.

or

The laws against caring for children with gender dysphoria in Texas is just agitledge, designed to rile people up against transgender issues.
by coolmom3807 May 28, 2023
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SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.
IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."
by agilegadget March 28, 2021
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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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