Agapologiss

When you want to spell apologise, but you fuck it up because you're not that smart.

I want you to agapologiss for shagging my wife, Carl.

by derulais June 23, 2018

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Agape

The love of God for humankind and the love of humankind for God. With the experience of agape love, it is possible to feel selfless love for other people.

The best example of agape love is the unconditional gift unrequested. It is the strong desire to help someone in need and remain anonymous if possible.

by Johnny Mustardseed September 23, 2005

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alaphabet

A mythical apricot colored elephant that has big nuts and eats big nuts.

The alaphabet is the most widely known mythical creature to exist.

by therealalaphabet(maz) January 28, 2017

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Anaphyrexic

Someone who has so many alergies (anaphylaxis) that they cannot really eat anything, and develop an eating disorder (anorexia)

"that kid is alergic to fish, nuts, wheat, fresh fruit, eggs and cheese. He's totally anaphyrexic."

by JHIRSH September 27, 2009

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A serious vaginal deterioration and orgasmic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. It is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a CODE SCREW for such unstable situations.

We almost lost Debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic cock after her and Peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic "oil rigging" sessions. Thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.

by NorthernExposurePole February 4, 2015

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