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Abortment

Abortment is the next level for disappointment for children and adults of all ages, it’s when your family wishes they would have aborted your ass
Savanah and Stacy are examples of abortments. There parents should have aborted them, since they are huge disappointments
by Stuce and Sav February 24, 2019
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in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
by ladymadonna July 16, 2008
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apartyment

1) a place where four dudes pay rent but do not actually live. They only party there.

2) a really fucking dirty apartment due to the fact that 55 people were in it on halloween

3) a place where the actual residents do not spend any money on the apartment other than to pay rent. everything is stolen, borrowed, or donated.
1) "what are you doing"

"at the apartyment"

"doing what?

"partying dumb ass"

2) "where is a place people have had sex everywhere other than the kitchen including the golf course"

"The apartyment"

3) "so fellow freshman. where did you lose your virginity"

"The apartyment of course"
by big black sexy daddy h November 9, 2009
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apartment overcrowding

When a large number of people occupy an apartment to the point where it's cramped and can lead to feelings of being trapped and claustrophobic.

Apartment overcrowding can involve having more than three people in a single bedroom, other open areas such as the living room being used as a bedroom, having very limited privacy due to the large number of people in an apartment, and having many house restrictions set by the main tenant(s) of the apartment, which is especially true if the apartment is being shared by other strangers. It can also result in large numbers of cars parked on nearby streets on blocks that have several apartment buildings.

Some landlords have tried to combat this by setting a fixed limit of the number of persons that can occupy an apartment depending on the size (such as 2 people per bedroom, 3 per bedroom, 2 per bedroom plus one), but it isn't legal most of the time and violates the Fair Housing Act.
Person 1: What kind of apartment should I get?
Person 2: Just make sure you have enough space for whoever plans to live there.
Person 3: Yeah, try not to be like those people in Santa Ana, who have many problems with apartment overcrowding and have as many as 10 people in a one-bedroom apartment and sharing with a bunch of strangers. Living like that is so difficult it's not even funny.
by 120 day school year August 17, 2015
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apartmentwrecker

The person I want is in a relationship, I’ve never been the type of person to break up a happy home, but I will fuck up a apartment
A apartmentwrecker won’t break up a happy home but will fuck up a apartment
by Lil Trucha June 29, 2021
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tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.
"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022
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apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
by Get it On Account June 25, 2017
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