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Lunch Adultery 

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
Lunch Adultery by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
Related Words

adulteress 

A woman who is so tired of her husband's love of the 'missionary' position that she looks for someone else to 'scratch her itch'.

Perhaps one of the few times where a woman is seeking sex for a purely physical need (like men) rather than for an emotional or spiritual connection.
After years of having Jeff lie on top of her, Nicole started to see that being an adulteress might be a way of finally having an orgasm.
adulteress by Vixen November 25, 2004

adultery 

chat rooms are known for harboring married people looking
for sex on the side. Generally, the single babe or guy has no problems with fucking a married person since if they are in chat rooms - both are losers.
Hi: my name is marshall
Hi: my name is robin
hi robin, can I come over and ass fuck you.
sure you can - I love married cock and adultery is just temporary love.
adultery by smarty pants1130 April 19, 2006

adulteress 

who an adulterer should be married. she would then be known as a swinger. fine line between right and wrong.
she was an adultress until she found out that her husband was sleeping with her lovers wife. now they are swingers.
adulteress by dirtybastard August 27, 2004

Adultery 

"We all have to go through adultery eventually" -patton sanders
Adultery by My epithet is barrier November 23, 2020

adultery-bait

Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!
Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."

Friend: "You know he's married, right?"

Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"
adultery-bait by keewi December 28, 2011