Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.
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Get the United Airlines mug.A beach town in northern Queensland, Australia. People only go their because they are tight ass and can't afford to go the Whitsunday Islands, located nearby. Majority of the population is generally a bunch of English backpackers getting on the piss.
Lottie: Let's go to Airlie Beach for our summer holidays. I love swimming at the beach.
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!
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Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
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