Dirty accordion

When a girl is playing with the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I gave Jeff a dirty accordion and he enjoyed the tunes.

by Robocophasshittytitties April 16, 2021

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010

Ottawa Accordion

First, you fly to Ottawa and pick up a local lady. You start by breaking all of the restrictive bones in her body. Then, starting at her feet, you fold her body like an accordion up to her head. Hold her sideways and open up the “accordion”, revealing her vagina. Thurst into her, then out, then close the accordion. Open again, and repeat.

Malcolm: “Hey Shane, what do you want for Christmas?”
Shane: “I’m really hoping for a plane ticket to Canada. I need to cross the Ottawa Accordion off my bucket list.”

by ruralführer September 7, 2018

Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

by goldengash August 25, 2022

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

Texas Accordion

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina

dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous

by The Knitestick March 18, 2010

play the accordion with you

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.

"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

by erkerkerkerkerk March 17, 2008