You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

y'absolutely

Contraction for 'yes, absolutely!'

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!

by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011

Your absolutely right

1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.

2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.

3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".

Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!

by Lwansta May 21, 2018

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

by The one #3 October 26, 2009

Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019