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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.
It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!
by Sillysox July 12, 2017
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Absolutely Perfect

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Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️
by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020
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Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.
"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."
by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008
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absolutely perfect

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl
by doggystylebum July 19, 2010
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absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"
by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016
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Absolutely No Drip

This word stems from a man named Javari Stewart, known for having absolutely zero drip whatsoever.
by Barry Mccocinher April 16, 2021
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