Is a fairly common problem where people experience ‘obsessions’, recurring unwanted thoughts which are difficult to stop, and ‘compulsions’, rituals of checking behaviour or repetitive actions which are carried out in an attempt to relieve the thoughts.
by Barizzy January 28, 2006
Get the obsessive compulsive disorder mug.Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
Get the Obsessive David Disorder mug.A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.
Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.
Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.
by All Access Disney April 12, 2016
Get the Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D. mug.also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008
Get the Obsessive Jonas Disorder mug.Psychological / neurological condition.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
Get the Obsessive Computing Disorder mug.A term used to define a gamer who plays FPS games and reloads their gun constantly. The gamer may reload after every kill, or reload just to keep a full mag.
Call of Duty Player 1: Why do you reload after every kill?
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)
by dukezap1 January 2, 2014
Get the obsessive compulsive reloader mug.Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.
Symptoms include:
- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.
- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.
- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).
- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Symptoms include:
- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.
- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.
- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).
- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...
by ratel_8 December 13, 2022
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