i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

Making a tongue taco

Performing oral sex on a female.

After watching her strip he felt like making a tongue taco.

by timebuilder June 29, 2011

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.

Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

A Legit Taco

A Taco filled with a bunch of sperm mixed with hot sauce and douche.

Im Jake and this "A Legit Taco" tastes delicious!

by Jake Harry Guy October 27, 2011

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

A “Kosher Taco”

How you describe someone who is half Jewish, half Mexican.

Diego Goldstein is A “Kosher Taco” because his dad is Mexican and his mother is Jewish.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

that's a lot of Taco Bell

Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.

...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."

I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."

by D-Bruch July 28, 2009