pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022
Get the pulling a jordan mug.Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
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A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
Get the Pulled a Jordan mug.Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.
by aaronvark September 3, 2025
Get the Pulling a Jordan mug.Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
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Get the done a Jordan mug.To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
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