Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

Pull a Jordan

Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.

Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.

Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.

Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????

by MagDiiiffer March 11, 2026

Pulling a Jordan

Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.

I can’t believe Cristian is Pulling a Jordan on us!

by aaronvark September 3, 2025

done a Jordan

Blocked from leaving the country with the boys after a 2hr journey to the airport and 4 Stella

Cant believe he "done a Jordan "

by Todoajordan November 22, 2025

to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014

threw you a michael jordan

When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.

White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!

by trut11 April 23, 2018

A Rhona and Jordan

The cutest couple ever. They are beautiful and amazing and everyone loves them.

You're like a Rhona and Jordan

by Mandy33331 September 24, 2011