Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.

Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013

flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool

Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea

by Rob February 26, 2004

Burn a Jew

When a person who follows judaism smokes a joint. A reference to smoking a doobie.

We just want to chill and burn a jew!

by Yeeeeeepers212 October 6, 2011

national give a jew head day

april 18

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day”

by anonymous April 18, 2022

Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.

Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points

by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences

"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"

by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024

Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024