cow nut with a blue sauce 

a cow nut with a blue sauce.

where can i find a tortilla hack with a pinhole and a bald spot or how about a cow nut with a blue sauce

cow nut with a blue sauce by gimpyredneck August 13, 2012

hit a cows arse with a banjo 

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

hit a cows arse with a banjo by Kissifur September 8, 2008

Dark as a cows guts 

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

Dark as a cows guts by Sathere March 8, 2009

Bull fucking a cowshit 

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

Bull fucking a cowshit by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016

Twisting A Cows Nipples 

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

Twisting A Cows Nipples by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015

picking a pig amongst the cows 

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

picking a pig amongst the cows by fizzleg July 12, 2017