Churro

Penis

I didn't invite that gay guy to my house because he'd eat my churro.

by Don Jean November 6, 2014

Churro

Mexican slang for a Blunt

Me: Aver el churro

Friend: Aqui esta mi churro

by dovc November 22, 2021

churro

the opposite of a chode

"his dick was as skinny as a churro!"

by noodle185 July 21, 2009

Rusty churro

A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.

It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.

by Los Lobos November 28, 2015

Salty Churro

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

by saltychurro March 7, 2013

Churro's and a Bj

When something is extremely over priced.

"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."

by Thatnippled Shaniqua October 25, 2011

Churro Salad

Eating a churro out of someone's anus after it has been inserted up inside.

Female: Hey sexy, you want a churro salad?

by bluetubeodyssey January 9, 2012