BUMMER

A bummer lamb is an orphaned baby sheep that has to be fed with formula from a bottle. When you call someone by their name and add bummer, it means they don't like crowds and prefer to stay much to themselves.

The silly bummer won't go to the football game because of the crowds.

Christy bummer rather watch old movies on netflix than go to the theater, wait in long lines of people, and have to sit by strangers.

by Zoie Blue January 4, 2009

Bummer

getting a blowjob from a female bum

Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

by R-B-G May 6, 2009

Bummer

A blow-job from a homeless chick. A combination of bum and hummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

by The Mosquito May 5, 2009

bummer

The act of receieving oral sex from a homeless woman

Guy 1: "Dude i just got a bummer!"
Guy 2: "WTF is that?"
Guy 3: "Head from a homeless chick, DUH!"

by drfreid May 5, 2009

Bummer

A hummer performed by a homeless person

I was walking through the alley and convinced the toothless lady begging for change outside the bar to give me a bummer. Only cost me $5, best $5 I ever spent

by SpywareAgen7 May 26, 2009

bummer

a blow job from a homeless person

(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

by diffferentia May 6, 2009

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010