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Hodge

An awkward person, who spends most of his/her time studying, tripping over things, making jokes that no one laughs at, and going to piano lessons. Short for Hadji
Summer Y. is the biggest hodge in America
by AlexHodge November 12, 2010
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hodged

27.9; when you are skeeted out of ANYTHING; when you are tricked into giving something and then lied to about receiving something in return; being such a good dj that you literally become god in some countries; one-upping someone in reverse (i.e. he said $325/oz, fine then ill do $323); bluffing bullshit prices until your custies agree to pay it
so i was weighin him out an 8th, but he looked away--3.4. you got hodged.
the window man at mcdonald's gives you an extra large fry, two fries short. when did hodge start working at mcdonald's?
...whaaaat? hahaha
by coleycole April 26, 2011
mugGet the hodgedmug.

Hodged

When a new administrator comes in and changes everything, pissing everyone off.
Dude, your school was Hodged.
by iReject October 11, 2011
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Hodge

A Total Nazi, especially in the field of Math
Damn, that guy is being a total Hodge right now.
by CodeCrystal February 18, 2019
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Hodge

A "Hodge" is a person who, for no apparent reason, leaves a social gathering or event in a mood. Often refering the members of said social gathering as "Dick heads".
Someone angrily walks out of a poker session, calling everyone a dick head and slamming the door on the way out.
Everone else: "What a Hodge".
by Muslim69er May 7, 2009
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hodges

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.
man 1: ooh i went to snog that becky but then she did a hodges on me
by Michael Wright 2k10 February 6, 2009
mugGet the hodgesmug.

Hodge

The act of pooping, number 2 or Defecate.
I got a hodge brewing, find me a bathroom!
by Milkdaddyatl November 15, 2019
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