Blood of A Thousand Virgins

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.

Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

by YaMama! June 10, 2013

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.

"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"

by outwitme August 1, 2009

blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice

blood rains from the skies, staining the meadows with crimson and the people with war. an oukkow appears of of nowhere, an ethereal being. the people. are at last viice.

oh no! i've got an injury! guess its time for the blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice oh thanks viice (oukkows away)

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

a cold rush of blood

When you pinch somewhere to remove your erection.

I had to pinch my arm to get rid of that boner.

It was a cold rush of blood.

by the silent cuntographer October 20, 2016