Calculus

Best thing since sex, possibly better

"Hey, dude, have you seen the calculus questions?"
"Yeah, I know, I just jizzed!"
"Me too."

by Gary Halsden October 27, 2009

Calculus

The closest atheists will ever be to Hell.

Following laws preventing cruel and unusual punishment, civilians no longer have the ability to be sentenced to calculus.

by spaghet clown November 8, 2022

calculus

a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).

I feel like my head is gonna explode, this calculus is killing me.

by -C&C March 11, 2011

Calculus

It's a type of hard plaque generally found on teeth.

Dude, I've got calculus...

by A equals A April 12, 2005

calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”

Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob

by Andrew April 4, 2005

calculus

A topic that most people don't understand because they're too stupid.
Some have a superficial understanding of this topic.

implicitly differentiate x^2 + y^2 = 2, biatch!!

by LeonC March 30, 2004

Calculus

The greatest thing on the entire planet!

Calculus is better than sex.

by Peter C Keizer October 2, 2005