Arson is an amazing person. They're a kind, sweet, and sometimes aggressive individual. If they're your partner, lucky you! You'll have a caring partner who will always be there! They're sometimes perceived as a smartass, but that's okay! They're very huggable. If you know an Arson, make sure to take care of them.
Person 1: Hey, Kai, who's your partner?
Kai: Arson.
Person 1: Lucky! I wish I had a partner like them!
Kai: Arson.
Person 1: Lucky! I wish I had a partner like them!
by kai.is.random April 1, 2021
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Me: Eh, let's commit arson.
Dodger: We did that last week, but I guess it's something that never grows old.
Me: Eh, let's commit arson.
Dodger: We did that last week, but I guess it's something that never grows old.
by ElleyChaos January 1, 2004
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A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.
Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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Me (epicly sexy alt girl): yeah🥰
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by SalantroWhore July 20, 2020
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by Ballsack Commander August 27, 2020
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"Got an Arson cheque the other day."
"Eh?"
"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
"Eh?"
"Some Nigerian guy tried to scam me on eBay, sent me a well dodgy cheque. I might as well wipe my arson it."
by Peter Phile November 14, 2006
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