barley soda

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

barley wine

A sweet, hoppy, strong beer brewed for real beer lovers. Barley "wine" simply refers to the high alcohol content, although Philistines often assume barley wine is wine and not beer. Apparently, these people think barley is a kind of grape. Often prefixed with the word "old".

Two guys share a special barley wine moment together:

Guy 1: How's your Old Numbskull?

Guy 2: You have to be more specific.

by barley wine fiend February 21, 2009

barley pop

quite simply: A Beer

Would you care for a refrershing Barley Pop?

by grizz0844 September 30, 2006

barley fever

n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.

Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.

Song by The Stranglers, 1976.

by norfolkboy September 12, 2006

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

barley butt

its an excessive amount of gas and or bowel movements that is caused by a night of drinking beer.

seriously dude I've had barley butt all day!

by dirty__sanchez June 19, 2008