led zeppelin

1) A British rock band active from 1968-1980
2) A textbook case of public brainwashing

Stoned dork: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person: "Hey that guy seems to really like Led Zeppelin. I'm impressed. They must be really something"

Stone dork 2: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person 2 :"Oh wow, more people like this band Led Zeppelin. If these guys are so popular, they just have to be awesome. I've never actually heard any Led Zeppelin songs, but you guys are right, they *DO* rule."

Normal person 3: " More people think Led Zeppelin are awesome? Hey count me in, I don't want to be left out! I'm in! I'm a Led head! Best band ever! Where can I get a T shirt?"

by Ghunt70 December 3, 2007

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

zippertard

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Unzipping the Zipper

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.

Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.

by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009

zippertits

The scars of trans men who got their breasts removed surgically.

Oh! I see the zippertits are at it again. Wonderful.

by tinyleed August 18, 2022

zipperection

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006