Zooping

Shitting while on a video conference call.

I had a long call with the marketing team yesterday and I'm pretty sure Sandra was zooping the whole time.

by Lynn_Terry April 3, 2020

Zipping

The term 'Zipping' can be used to describe the act of performing Zipestra- which is essentially using a zip on either a coat or your flies or something similar to create some sort of musical tune.

If you were to zip your coat up and down to the tune of "We Will Rock You", you would be 'zipping'.

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

zipping the mattress

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.

1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.

by jwancastro February 19, 2009

zlopping

When you have are having sex with a female while upside down and your jizz squirts on your own face unintentionally

When Kenzie and Tyler had sex upsidedown, Tyler began zlopping all over his face.

by Big Rod99 November 15, 2009

drone zapping

a problem you have when you have crossed the line and have become visible and a irritant for the government perhaps they want to get rid of you. The electrical shock or lazer burn administered by drone if amped up will make you bleed and your brain clog up like there are dead areas. You will want to die.

Drone zapping happens when the chem trails are going on then drones can watch you and if they like the aluminum in the residue of chem trails make it damn easy to zap you, a conductive for electronic surveillance They have followed me up and down the west cast , I can not get away from them. I am being zapped because I would not let someone take my land. We are all in trouble.

by betty dead March 31, 2010

zapping

To zap someone means to write the word 'ZAP' on their hand. If you succeed in doing this without them stopping you, you therefore get to choose a phrase they have to say whenever they here their name.

Suzy: "Hey Laura!"
Laura: "I sleep with my cousin Bob."
Suzy: "What the..?"
Laura: "Sorry. I was zapped"

by Jillian March 31, 2004

Zooping

The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )

Quit zooping and get back to work!

by ashmokhberi March 15, 2012