The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013
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"No more Zooliners!"
"No more Zooliners!"
by youngmc2 August 16, 2009
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"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"
"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
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