Zooping

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zooliner

When one quotes one of the many timeless lines from the movie "Zoolander."

"You think you're too cool for school, but I got a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite, ....you aren't."

"No more Zooliners!"

by youngmc2 August 16, 2009

zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

by rupdaddy April 21, 2008

Zoomin

To trip on speed or any other upper drug such as meth or coke.

Check it kid, I'm zoomin of the walls right now.

by P Vans May 8, 2008

zooting

The act of getting so high all you can say is nigga im zooted.

The two boys were out back zooting and they did not come back for over an hour.

by Chimmysauce March 4, 2009

Zoobin

Masturbating on a work Zoom call, à la Jeffrey Toobin

Q: Why did Bob get fired?

A: Got caught Zoobin.

by DuhJerk October 19, 2020

Zooling

Relaxing, chilling, cooling, hanging out, zooling

"Aye bro what are you doin'?"

"Ahh man, I'm just zooling."
"You're what?"
"Oh so you ain't heard?"

by teagor October 1, 2020