Zenkling

Taking a picture of your pet mid poop. Bonus points for catching it mid poop with perfect dangle.

Oi, Is that guy zenkling his dog!

by The Chewie August 22, 2022

Zoinkin

A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.

Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?

Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.

by rigg bone December 20, 2023

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

Zinking

Actively gooning in a educational setting.

Tucker was Zinking in the back of the class.

by The Zinkinater April 16, 2025

Gabonese Stink-Zoingking

The act of Violently butt raping a gabonese man, while you're both defacating. this is usually done in a prison.

Yesterday i GSZ'd ("Gabonese Stink-Zoingking") jamal in his cell. imma do it tommorow too.

by Gabonese man January 7, 2025