ZitoMedia

A terrible internet company that will work for approximately any given time before giving you slower internet than if you had none, rated poorly on Google for many obvious reasons.

DGR Dave's ZitoMedia subscription made his streaming much more difficult because they couldn't handle a 4 hour stream.

by koncentraitor44 March 26, 2022

Hot Zito

1. noun. A much needed manual stimulation of the inner vaginal walls. 2. A pussy massage.

Damn, Allie is really uptight today, someone should really give her a Hot Zito to calm her down.

by OneHotZito July 31, 2017

Mangia E Statti Zitto

Italian dialect for "Shut up and eat!"

Mangia E Statti Zitto!

by Teratogen September 10, 2010

zizou

To viciously head-butt a person. Taken from the nickname of footballer Zinadine Zidane.

Oh! Did you see him Zizou that guy? His head must be made of steel!

by Doom209999 July 12, 2006

Zito

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.

Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.

by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009

Zitzmark

The mark left in the snow after a HUGE wipeout either skiing of boarding (if your from colorado, check out the sign on the wall in the rathskeller bar at loveland!)

Dude did you see that huge Zitzmark Jerry left in the pow, dude sick!

by Bmaster!!! February 1, 2009

zitosexual

Only attracted to aliens.

Ed: Hey 5 eyed alien, wanna go out? I am zitosexual!
ALien: SURE =D

by TheEdMeister December 5, 2014