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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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Zimmermania

An emotion that white people feel while their communities are being infested with undesirables and minorities.
Ferguson Missouri cops have a bad case of Zimmermania.
by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
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Zitzer

A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.
It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.
by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008
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Andrew Zimmern

An amazing guy with his own show on the travel channel. He travels the world eating one nasty thing after another. Does a wonderful job describing what things taste like, although we have to wonder if bugs can be, "delightfully crunchy and slightly citrus-y." ?

The host of an incredibly good show, go watch it.

Friends with Anthony Bourdain, another awesome guy.
Did you see the one where Andrew Zimmern ate a pretzel that was actually a worm and said it was good for people watching there carbs?!
by Athyraslove August 14, 2008
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zimmer frame

the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!
betty: i got the new zimmer frame with rcoket powered wheels!! =)

susan: nice one betty! (what a stupido)
by me, as me June 11, 2006
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Zimmered

To be one-uped by someone else.
I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered by that guy who saved that kid from being hit by a truck.
by SARKMAN October 25, 2006
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Don Zimmer

Pedro rox my sox man! He threw Zimmer to the ground and he just kept bouncing and bouncing and bouncing-----
by SoxRox June 23, 2004
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