College kid: Sweet, I took eighteen classes this semester and got an A+ in all of them! And now I can get completely plastered without getting tired! Thanks Adderall.
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
Teen girl: I take it too, and I've lost 15 pounds without even trying. It's amazing.
Ex-Meth addict: As soon as I got my five different prescriptions for it, I didn't even need meth anymore. Sayonara rehab!
Other person: Wow. Sounds awesome. What do you take it for?
College kid/teen girl/meth head: Uh... I've got ADDH. Er, ADHD. Yeah...
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Medicine, meant for sufferers of A.D.D, commonly used by college students to maximize their time studying.
Medicine, meant for sufferers of A.D.D, commonly used by college students to maximize their time studying.
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by Dyeing April 25, 2021
Get the Adderall mug.The body of a human who takes adderall daily and does not eat. On days that they do eat, it is mostly junk food and alcohol. They are skinny-fat but also mostly puffy.
Sometimes, when a girl has adderall body, she is just skinny. And it's hot.
Sometimes, when a girl has adderall body, she is just skinny. And it's hot.
"I miss my adderall body. People used to be like 'you look like you have an eating disorder' and I'd be like 'you're just jealous" - Becky
"I hate it when he takes his clothes off. He's all skinny but fat." - GIrl
"He's got an adderall body" - Guy
"Totally." - Girl
"I hate it when he takes his clothes off. He's all skinny but fat." - GIrl
"He's got an adderall body" - Guy
"Totally." - Girl
by HB43 July 18, 2017
Get the adderall body mug.(n.) Using the pharmaceutical drug, Adderall (or similar ADD treatment medication), in order to pull an all-nighter because you were too damn lazy to study beforehand. Nevertheless, this performance-enhancing drug is a fantastic study aid.
According to the Federal Drug Administration, "students with lower grade point averages of B’s or below use stimulants at a rate of 5.2%, compared to students earning B+ or above who use this medication at rates of only 3.3%."
Good job all you procrastinating, late-night crammers. And a special high-five to the Greek system, who uses these stimulants at a much higher rate of "8.6% compared to nonmembers who reported use at rates of only 3.3%."
According to the Federal Drug Administration, "students with lower grade point averages of B’s or below use stimulants at a rate of 5.2%, compared to students earning B+ or above who use this medication at rates of only 3.3%."
Good job all you procrastinating, late-night crammers. And a special high-five to the Greek system, who uses these stimulants at a much higher rate of "8.6% compared to nonmembers who reported use at rates of only 3.3%."
James McFratty: Hey I need to get some some Concerta (or Adderall-equivalent) to pull an Adderall-nighter for tomorrow's final!
Ryan: Do you want some 36mg pills?
James: Cha, Brah!
Ryan: Don't forget to eat. It's an appetite-suppressant! Oh, and watch out for the potentially fatal condition known as serotonin syndrome.
James: What?
Ryan: What?
James: SWEET--I'll dedicate my barely-passing grade to you!
Ryan: Do you want some 36mg pills?
James: Cha, Brah!
Ryan: Don't forget to eat. It's an appetite-suppressant! Oh, and watch out for the potentially fatal condition known as serotonin syndrome.
James: What?
Ryan: What?
James: SWEET--I'll dedicate my barely-passing grade to you!
by destele March 22, 2007
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by stella May 13, 2005
Get the Adderall mug.Adderall first hit the market in 1996, and it prescribed to treat ADD/ADHD mainly, and also narcolepsy. This medication is HIGHLY addictive, it takes time to develop but happens nonetheless. It is similar to cocaine and methamphetamine, it will give you a powereful sense of euphoria, confidence, improved concentration, motivation, appetite supression, and sleep deprevation. Adderall will give you the ability to stay awake for ridiculously long periods of time, whether you are cramming for exams or partying/raving all night. It works fantastically when used properly, but once you begin to abuse it, your body will literally NEED it just feel "normal". Getting out of bed, going to the bathroom,answering a phone call will eventually become impossible without Adderall. Abusing it very simple, you are able to snort, inject, or smoke it, unlike Vyvanse.One dosage will last you several hours, even up to 8 with Adderall XR. This drug will literally take over your life in ways you could never imagine, music will never sound the same, eating a meal, talking with friends, reading a book, will all become painful chores once Adderall is stopped. Honestly it is a godsend to people with ADHD when used properly, but is so easily abused and addiction prone it really isn't worth it. Over time you will grow tired of Adderall and you will seek out even harder and more dangerous drugs.
Doug: Man the comedown from this Adderall sucks, you got any more?
Bill: Nah man sorry, just sold my last one. Plus I think you've had enough, you haven't slept in like 3 days.
Doug: Well fuck you bitch! Adderall just helps me study and do homework, kiss my ass.
I've got like 3 exams tommorow and a whole book to read on economics! (Fairy appears with a baggie full of Adderall) Wow thanks Adderall fairy! I am sure to graduate high school with academic honors now!
My Adderall Addiction literally ruined my life, i don't sleep or eat, i lost all my friends, and I began smoking Meth.....and yet i can't stop.
Bill: Nah man sorry, just sold my last one. Plus I think you've had enough, you haven't slept in like 3 days.
Doug: Well fuck you bitch! Adderall just helps me study and do homework, kiss my ass.
I've got like 3 exams tommorow and a whole book to read on economics! (Fairy appears with a baggie full of Adderall) Wow thanks Adderall fairy! I am sure to graduate high school with academic honors now!
My Adderall Addiction literally ruined my life, i don't sleep or eat, i lost all my friends, and I began smoking Meth.....and yet i can't stop.
by Adderall-Not even once August 13, 2012
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