Zimbabwe Rock Thrower

When your partner grabs your testicles and proceeds to chuck your nuts hard enough that it hits your stomach then bounces off and claps your ass.

Dude, my gf just gave me a zimbabwe rock thrower and now my testes ache

by Carl Wheezypop September 2, 2015

Zimbabwe zing zang

Noun. The act of receiving a butt-poke (of any kind) from one party, and then engaging in a kiss with a second party. Three persons are involved by definition.

My friend Nic enjoyed a little Zimbabwe zing zang, and now he has to go to the free clinic.

by Gigantor of the Hill People November 15, 2006

Zimbabwe Ringtone Sales

A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.

"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"

by Saitama123 August 31, 2025

Zimbabwe

A country that shouldn't be recognised, should still be called Rhodesia.

Relative: How was Zimbabwe?
Me: *pulls out Rhodesian FAL* What the fuck you just called it you ignorant twat it is Rhodesia, Zimbabwe no exist

by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022

Zimbabwe boi

An Elite African Warrior

Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas has had his watah hole dried up since 1967. Because of this, he left 3 months ago to conquer the jungle and came back with a leopard skinned jacket riding a pride of lions bringing back 3 drops of watah for the village watah hole. He has most definitely earned the title of Zimbabwe boi.

by african nig September 21, 2020

Get Zimbabwed

When someone offers you a green bean, but you say “no thank you”.

Person 1: “offers green bean to person 2”
Person 2: no thank you, get Zimbabwed!

by ɥɔundʎǝʞuop August 25, 2018

zimbabwe

When you and your friends over use a word or joke so much that it is no longer funny.

God damnit Carl you zimbabwe'd it...

by Witches kiss January 10, 2022