Yule Ball

A formal dance held on Christmas night when a Triwizard Tournament is occurring. This is basically Christmas prom where the same usual goes for four hours straight.

Ranka: Hey Susumu, will you take me to the Yule Ball?
Susumu: Sorry Ranka, I can't. Konata in the grade above me asked me.

by The Real Driller June 26, 2017

Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.

It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009

Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 8, 2020

Yule log

A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.

Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."

by Zuczerman December 26, 2011

Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021

Mr Yule

Your local science teacher that will do anything in the name of science

Jerry: Hey how's Mr Yule?

Bean: The antimatter explosion yesterday was fun

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs November 28, 2021