Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

eat yourself

When someone says they are going to eat you, this is what you say to them.

Bob: I'm gonna eat you!
John: Eat yourself!

by The Gay Cheetahmen December 29, 2011

Stifle Yourself

A very impolite way of telling someone to be quiet.

Edith, would you stifle yourself!

by mattstric August 13, 2011

paint yourself into a corner

To put oneself in a situation with no visible solution or alternative; to get into a mess

You'd paint yourself into a corner by doing that particular thing.

by Ultraviolent- January 7, 2010

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021

Love yourself

The idea and action of being proud of ones image and actions, along with confident attitude. This can be achieved by learning that you’re you and you should love yourself no matter what, and that the only thing that matters if your self worth.

Me: Stream Love yourself: Answer by Bangtansonyeondan

Person: Why
Me: because it’s a bop and it taught me to love myself.

by Abcdefg001 August 20, 2018

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

by Breadcat February 10, 2021