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I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.
- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!
by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017
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Why are you such an idiot?

A common question asked to 99% of the population because they are idiots.
"Hey, Fitzy why are you such an idiot?"Answer: "Duh..."
by GNUJunkie December 15, 2011
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You suck much dick

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch
Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick
by rawruwu May 6, 2019
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I try, you succeed

A phrased used as a form of endearment to each other when one tries their best and is acknowledged by the other with care and transparency.
John - "I try my best to make you happy". Merry - "And you succeed in doing so".

Where others try to make the best out of life by succeeding to make others better off when doing so.

I try, you succeed.
by e1hanG November 21, 2020
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you suck

you suck
by nobody else here May 29, 2017
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you suck on a lollipop

you suck on a lollipop

A insult word used for kids between the grades of K-5
Me in 4th grade: you suck on a lollipop

Me today: You suck wicked ass
by Operation: Douchebag August 23, 2006
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You Suck Dick For Money

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009
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