crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003

yoghurt factory

when a female has a large ammount of unprotected sex, then fails to 'clean out the closet' in her next shower, leaving the males bi-product to fester in her body, causing a chemical fermentation making the product into a very yoghurt like liquid

don't sleep with that girl man, i've heard she's a first rate yoghurt factory

by dj dribillz July 9, 2011

bottomless yoghurt

A large amount of semen

I filled your mum with my bottomless yoghurt

by Pablo chacon March 7, 2015

Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

Yoghurt loins

A ginger guy who is constantly ejaculating in his pants, due to lack of human contact.

Oh look! There's goes yoghurt loins.

by Kissing cousin April 12, 2011

DIY Yoghurt

yet another nasty expression for semen.

wow, i could fill a bowl with my do-it-yourself yoghurt.

aw, man - DIY yoghurt on the sheets!

by neogeek August 19, 2010

prison yoghurt

Semen.

Freddy Rocks had some of Hardball Steve's prison yoghurt.

by Hardball Steve February 20, 2014