Yelpgasm

That feeling you get right as you're about to fall asleep, where you feel as if you are falling, so you jerk yourself awake while making a yelping sound combined with the sensation of spontaneous orgasm.

Right as Megan was about to fall asleep, she suddenly jerked awake and experienced a yelpgasm due to the sudden excitement.

by Cheesepack92 November 16, 2009

A Yelp Of Karens

When 3 or more middle aged women that like to complain to the manager get together and complain at a business, or are seen wandering the store with their highlighted hair.

1. Look at that Yelp Of Karens over there. They’ve been complaining about their food the whole time.

2. A Yelp of Karens just came in, make sure you’re extra nice so they don’t give us a bad review.

by Bass211 October 31, 2019

Yelpster

A hipster who references Yelp in conversation or in seeking affirmation of where to eat. Often using an iPhone in order to access their information.

Dave: You wanna go to Dave and Buster's, grab some beers and play games?

Skyler the Yelpster: No, that place only has 2 and a half stars on Yelp and their beer sucks, no Russian River Consecration.

by sm0keyNagaTa January 19, 2011

Yellping

Yell typing. Pounding on the keyboard extra hard because your yelling what you're typing. Not to be confused with Yelping, searching for restaurants on Yelp.

Damn, she must be mad at whoever she's writing to. I can hear her yellping from all the way over here.

by Duece79 August 21, 2016

Yelp Talk Whore

Someone who can usually be found chatting away on Yelp Talk incessantly, contributing their 2 cents worth to all sorts of chat threads about things so vapid as asking others how much lint they picked out of their navel that morning in the shower... all in the name of trying to be the center of everyone's attention.

Jean The Bean is a Yelp Talk Whore. Day in and day out, she can be found on Yelp Talk or PMing her Yelp friends, unless, of course there's a Friday evening DYL (Destroy Your Liver), a Sunday DYK hike (Destroy Your Knees) or a Yelp Elite event happening somewhere.

by Not Really Me February 20, 2007

Yelp Effect

The over inflation of an establishment's true worth by unqualified, self-affirming know-nothings ("yelpers") & the immediate feelings of anger, disgust, remorse, and self loathing that inevitably occur after one heeds such advice.

Ted:

Damnit, Joe! Those lousy yelpers tricked me into thinking a run-down hole-in-the-wall *insert establishment* was the second coming of *insert god/messiah figure*!

Joe:
Ha! Another victim of the yelp effect, sucka.

by Jay Whizzle June 5, 2009

Yelp

1. Noun - a website where people go to read and write reviews about their favorite local businesses

2. Verb - to yelp, meaning to use the website yelp.com, especially to write a review or share/find information about a business or topic

3. Verb - to scream like a dog

1. "Is there anyone out there who gives a painless brazillian wax?" "Lady, just search on Yelp for Annahita, she can do it in 12 minutes flat!"

2. Oh man, this taco is AMAZING, I gotta Yelp this.

3. The chick in the porno I watched last night was yelpin' like Lassie

by caroline c June 13, 2008