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ultra yapper

A canine whose shrill yapping is so painfully penetrating and unrelenting that your typical devoted love of dogs is momentarily interrupted.
The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019
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Yappitoff

A novel and humane electronic device that when pointed at the neighborhood dog will silence the little yapper for up to six hours at a time.
I’m really not sure how Yappitoff works, but in the push of a button the yapping little monster next door is suddenly just sitting there smiling this super weird smile - and it lasts long enough for us to get some sleep!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021
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yappaholic

Slang for a person who is addicted to hearing their dogs yapping all the time.
Our neighbor is a straight-up yappaholic, we call her the yaptard.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021
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yapper enablers

The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.
Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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fantasy yapper sniper

A fantasy persona you adopt in your mind as a defensive response to a neighborhood dog who yaps continuously even while you attempt to sleep.
Yes officer, you have caught me red-handed, I am in fact the savior of our neighborhood, the fantasy yapper sniper!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2021
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yappa

known as a gun, pistol, etc.
Ima put this yappa behind his ear.
by mark tomko May 29, 2008
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bum-2-yapper

"Dude, if Jenna offers you a bite of her sandwich, just flat-out refuse... I hear she regularly goes bum-2-yapper"
by Dr Thwack March 14, 2020
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