the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
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"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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by Aydia July 1, 2017
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by ncbear December 29, 2007
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