cum in your pants

Phrase used to describe extreme excitment or pleasure.

When you see this movie, you will cum in your pants!

by dudechick April 19, 2005

Busting your pants

A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.

Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”

Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”

by Reuben Carlos Sanchez June 5, 2016

Pee your pants less

Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.

Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"

by sun shine's out my... November 16, 2011

fly by the seat of your pants

1. to pilot a plane by feel and instinct rather than by instruments

2. to proceed or work by feel or instinct without formal guidelines or experience

It's during a time like that that you must fly by the seat of your pants.

by Light Joker May 12, 2006

shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...

I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.

by Roqem May 26, 2017

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Dance dance shit your pants

the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.

(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)

by DDSYP case 0 November 15, 2010