by ...eggness August 19, 2018
Get the Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kidsmug. What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009
Get the your daughter/son/kids are adorablemug. by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019
Get the im your dad kidmug. Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
Get the Fuck your kidsmug. Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
Get the For your kidsmug. by arararyayay May 11, 2023
Get the national prank your kidmug. Slur.Normaly Thrown at Liverpool fans as a retort when the said Liverpool fan says something the other fan or fans didn't like. A dig at poverty and the food bank outside Anfield. Abhorrent behaviour.
You don't know what you're talking about, Jordon Henderson has never been a good footballer. Just feed your kids man
by Kookyflukes February 23, 2021
Get the feed your kidsmug.