No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.
No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits
Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma
No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits
Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma
by Ruandon April 28, 2019
When your just kidding
by Bnewtonn November 07, 2010
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by AnielleDay November 13, 2011
Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)
man 1: Dude, I busted my ass waiting on that party, and they stiffed me..
man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..
man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..
by Jweezy1212 March 09, 2009
A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.
Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."
Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
by hypehuman April 02, 2019