yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yo momma

These days it is most oftenly used as an answer to a stupid question or when someone asks what someone or something unsightly is.

"Hey, what is that dirty thing down there?"
"That's yo momma."

by Devil August 18, 2003

that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

by gri-unit October 3, 2005

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006

Yo momma

1) The scapegoat of all bad things. 2) The final retort to any shouting match. 3) Root of all evil.

"You gay dawg!"
"Yo momma!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Osama Yo Momma

The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma

I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm

by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006

Yo Momma

A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.

Also a way to start off a joke.

Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD

by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006