smell yer ma

This is an extreme insult, deriving from Northern Ireland, hence the spelling to emulate local dialects. It is in common use as a put down. It is accompanied by two or more fingers held together, as if inserting into an orifice, and waved under the victim's nose. It reflects the harshness and vulgarity common to N. Irish conversation.

Have you been done for University-wide corruption again, boss?

Smell yer ma, ye wee shite.

by docrob September 15, 2009

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

yer man

That Guy.

Origin - Ireland

See yer man over there?

Who?
Yer man with the big culchie head on him?

by BabyFat February 2, 2010

d'yer mak'er

D'yer Mak'er (intended to be pronounced with a British non-rhotic accent as "jah-may-kah") is a song by Led Zeppelin, from their 1973 album Houses of the Holy. The name of the song is derived from Jamaica and is a play on words based on the joke, "My wife's on vacation in the West Indies." "Jamaica?" "No, it was her idea." The title was chosen because it reflects the reggae flavor of the song. Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant has said that he finds it amusing when American fans pronounce the title as "Dyer Maker."

"D'yer Mak'er is one of the greatest songs, appreciate it."

by Russpaul Singh December 27, 2005

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

Smell yer maw

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 16, 2007