Willy Wuffter

A gaylord who enjoys male copulation on a daily basis. Cockney rhyming slang for "Puffter." See tom b

"Man, my ass hurts."
"What're you, a willy wufter?"
"Yeah, I loooovee the cock."
"...Faggot"

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

wutter

A portmanteau that applies to golf (more specifically World Golf Tour) combining the words “wedge” and “putter”. The use of a wedge on a golf green instead of a putter.

I had a long hard breaking putt so instead of trying to the read the break, I said fuck it and grabbed my wutter.

by Tacoma802 September 9, 2019

wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

by Dark Toilet March 4, 2008

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.

Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"

by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009

wuffers

The most amazing and perfect couple of cute gay furries.

Girl: Wuffers is so cute!

by Calek August 10, 2014

wuterus

the inside area of your arm where your elbow bends; opposite your "wenus"

"I don't wanna give blood because they'll hurt my wuterus with that needle!"

by whatugonnadoaboutit February 13, 2010