The annoying feeling that can range from not knowing what to write next, to knowing exactly what to write next, but not knowing how to say it.
by Wolfgirlinfinity July 21, 2015
Get the writer's block mug.A condition in which a writer, despite suffering from 'writer's block' insists on continuing the book and writing whatever comes into their head.
See Twilight.
See Twilight.
Twilight Fan: Dude, have you read twilight?!
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.
by rozkk. August 3, 2009
Get the Writer's crap mug.1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
Get the writer's block mug.An ailment common with writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one has so many ideas for a story that their brain shuts down in an effort to cope, usually resulting in a splitting headache and a craving for chocolate,potato chips, or some other unhealthy snack.
Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.
Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"
Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"
by WritingisgoodfortheSoul August 17, 2009
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Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
by Shannyr December 3, 2011
Get the Writer's Block mug.Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009
Get the Writer's crap mug.1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010
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