Bohemian Wristwatch

An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep

I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch

by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 6, 2021

mexican wristwatch

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".

What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!

by Mark Amato October 9, 2003

ivory wristwatch

When you cum in her mouth, but she spits it out, and it lands on your forearm.

I didn't want to swallow, so I gave him an ivory wristwatch

by Twibblyboop December 14, 2016

Albuquerque wristwatch

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.

Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.

by karcus June 20, 2007

African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.

She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.

by johnwells November 28, 2012

Spanish Wristwatch

Can be referred to as just 'wristwatch'.

"I did a wristwatch for my whole class to see. They loved it."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Dusting the Wristwatch

Jerkin' it. Fapping. Spending time with Jill, or Pamela Handerson. Pumping the shotgun. Pounding the meat. Pealing the banana. Strokin'. Yanking your chain. Wacking the worm.

I heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. I think he was "Dusting the Wristwatch".

by B-ryan and M-kiss November 21, 2011