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Slinkly wrinkly

A uncircumcised penis(specifically a eurpeon dick)

This word came about whenever i tired to say roley poley but i said slinkly wrinkly
Example-"Oh wow look at this good bondage oh wow look at the dom he has a slinkly wrinkly!"
by Secret agent oso November 29, 2015
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Wrinkly Gorgous

*Gore-gus*
1 a flacid unerect penis that has excessive folds of skin including but not limited to the scrotum. similar uses are engoreged gorgous( erect penis)
2 any wrinkled phalic objects or animals.
Def.1 John: Hey Paul whats the matter?
Paul: Dude i was going to take a shower but my Grandpa was in there...
John: so?
Paul: he was pissing and i saw his wrinkly gorgous!
John: oh.....

Def.2 A pug, mole rat, bulldog, shar pei, japanese giant salamander
by INK4492 July 19, 2011
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Wrinkly stick

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014
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Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.
She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!
by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014
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Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.
Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.
by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010
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Wrinkly Fiver

When you give someone a handjob but your hand is wrinkly and pruned up from water.
Yesterday when after we went swimming my boyfriend convinced me to give him a wrinkly fiver.
by Brad1776 April 23, 2018
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