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home wreaker

A hoe who can't keep a man of her own, so she sleeps with married men.
"Oh look it's Ashley Marie Carpenter!"
"Yeah that home wreaker from Lebanon, PA
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silver wreath

A Silver wreath is a metaphor to represent a place where love can be found. The term is based on another metaphor used by Bright Eyes, the term yellow bird. The connection is drawn in the fact that wreaths are actually made up of sticks and such which birds use for their homes. The silver wreath is a representation of having your heart open and allowing your true love and you to build your home around it.
"She took a small silver wreath and pinned it onto me, she said this one will bring you love"
by Ryan Fin February 26, 2007
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Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.
Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!
by Dan April 21, 2005
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Meat Wreath

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.
I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.
by Coolvin Coolidge December 14, 2010
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wreastle

–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)
Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."
by Matt Huff August 27, 2009
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Wreath Jerk

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012
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hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.
'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.
by vingt20 June 17, 2011
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