Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole

Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!

by anonymous December 11, 2020

80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan

Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

rubbing salt on the wound

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Woundmates

Defined by author Jeff Brown in his book 'An Uncommon Bond', Woundmates are those relationships that are sourced in unresolved emotional patterns, issues and holdings. Not to be confused with soul-mates, which will also trigger shadowy material to the surface, but which hold a greater deal of promise. At the heart of soul-mate connections is an opportunity to work with the shadow in a growthful manner- working the material as grist for the soul mill- while wound-mates just flounder in the mud, trigger after trigger, downward spiral after downward spiral, attached at the waste. Woundmates are trouble with a capital T.

It took me 5 years to realize we were woundmates. I loved her so much, but we just couldn't stop hurting each other. I broke free and have felt better ever since.

by Soulful one August 20, 2013

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

wounded sea pigeon

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying

Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"

by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009