Wasband

An ex-husband

"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."

by chickdamebroad July 31, 2009

wusband

not yet divorced ex.

Liz was happy when her wusband started dating; it gave her much more freedom.

by happytobefree June 10, 2010

wasband

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

by sbrushfan July 25, 2010

Wasband

Ex-husband.

I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.

by Talking Princess April 21, 2009

Wusband

A former Husband who preferred to be with his friends rather than come home putting his wife and family at a higher priority.

'My husband preferred drinking with his friends after work rather than come home to me and the kids; now he is my Wusband.'

by Real McCoy July 28, 2009

wusband

When in a male/female marriage, the "wife" used to be a man, is a transexual, or is in transition. A wife/husband. Wife + Husband = wusband. Also Was-a-Husband.

'Hey! Is that Walter over there? Do you think he brought his wife?' 'Oh! You mean his "wusband." She was a he!'

by Beau Gibson September 20, 2007

wasband

An ex-husband.

my wasband is such an ass.

by Tess593 March 13, 2009